Tweets from the Deceased.5

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The first 10,000 to follow me today get a free Cadillac.—Elvis

Thinking of a book about a pig and a spider who can talk. Nah, sounds crazy.—E.B. White

My parents are bugging me to get a real job and stop doodling all day.—Charles M. Schulz

Can’t find the right words, so I’m making them up as I go along.—Dr. Seuss

Got arrested for inciting a riot. Never underestimate the stupidity of the listening public.—Orson Welles

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